From: Mission Beach
Turn ons: Sunny days, happy faces, flat seas and screaming reels, witty women with exotic good looks... and my wife Ros.
Turn offs: Negative attitudes, cyclones, global warming and empty beds.
Perfect day: Me, Halle Berry and a deserted tropical island... and Ros.

From: Mission Beach
Turn ons: Red Wine, Pink Floyd, shopping at Cairns Central, Hugh Jackman, Brad Pitt and nights out with the girls.
Turn offs: Hairy bald men, goatees, messy kitchens, ironing and global warming hysterics.
Perfect day: A lovely day out on the boat at the islands with some wine, prawns and my kids oh and I guess Boyd too.

From: Mission Beach
Turn ons: Ben’s credit card, shopping, the casino, good music and a damn good bottle of Red.
Turn offs: Miserable people and early nights :o)
Perfect day: On Dunk Island with a bottle of Champagne (or two!)

From: Kiwi land
Turn ons: Humour, quick wit, loyalty, shopping and Napoleon Dynamite.
Turn offs: People who moan, are lazy or hairy and people that don’t like shopping and Napoleon.
Perfect day: Waking up in Paris with my family after winning the lotto, shopping and watching Napoleon.

From: England and proud to be as far from it as I could get! Arrived in Mission Beach July 2006.
Turn ons: A large cocktail and desperate housewives whilst he’s doing the dishes.
Turn offs: Wife beater tanks, man boobs, bad hygiene and Birkenstock sandals.
Perfect day: Have you been to Mission Beach?! Every day here is perfect when the sun is shining, my friends are around me and the bottle shop is open.

From: Mission Beach
Turn ons: cold weather, BEER! BEER! BEER!, the Dutch race
Turn offs: hangovers (God they suck) not much else
Perfect day: an unlimited supply of beer, all my friends, in a traditional English pub, lots of music

From: Aberdeen
Turn ons: Gadgets, skydiving and drinking.
Turn offs: Women who can’t talk technical, do you know what RAM and LAN and PDIs and LCDs are?
Perfect day: Morning skydive, lunch on the beach followed by beers with friends.

From: Darwin NT
Turn ons: Good wine, great food, men who can & do cook.
Turn offs: Lazy unadventurous men, men who don’t drink or are messy drunks who think they can take on Tyson: Simpsons or Holden boxer shorts.
Perfect day: Fishing off the Galapagos Islands with 6 half naked, tanned men made up of 1 kind, friendly chatty Chef (may not exist), 1 Canadian Olympic diver who enjoys mixing cocktails in his spare time, 1 Swedish masseuse, 1 animal loving Aussie or South African rugby player (not fussy which 1), 1 New Zealander wine wholesaler (specialising in Sauv blanc preferably) & 1 bronzed Brazilian tour & fishing guide.